Funny Football Sayings from around the World - Blog

By Riccardo Tafà

Posted July 7, 2017

Just like the Football game, views and opinions on the match are as amusing. Somewhere, football matches are enjoyed on the verge of worship. When the favorite team is not performing well or even losing then these witty sayings and quotes start pouring, ranging from being simple jokes to comically hard mockeries.

And it is not just the UK, most of the football game playing countries have their own signature comebacks, widely used while watching matches.

Here is an infographic with some of the funniest sayings on football across the globe with literal translations and meaning.

Riccardo was born in Giulianova, graduated in law at the University of Bologna and decided to do something else. After a stint at ISFORP (public relations training institute) in Milan, he moved to England. He began his career in London in PR, first at MSP Communication and then at Counsel Limited. Then, following his unhealthy passion for sport, he moved to Jean Paul Libert's SDC and started working in two and four-wheelers, this was in 1991/1992. A brief move to Monaco followed, where he worked alongside the owner of Pro COM, a sports marketing agency founded by Nelson Piquet. He returned to Italy and started working in the first person as RTR, first a consulting firm and then a sports marketing company. Back in 2001 RTR won the ESCA award for the best sports MKTG project in Italy in the year 2000. Among other things, RTR obtained the highest score among all categories and represented Italy in the ESCA European Contest. From that moment on, RTR will no longer participate in other national or international awards. Over the years he takes some satisfaction and swallows a lot of toads. But he is still here, writing in a disenchanted and simple manner, with the aim of giving practical (unsolicited) advice and food for thought.

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